I JUST PEED A LITTLE

nutella-boy:

kingcheddarxvii:

Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word

“Face battle” sounds way cooler

“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”

(via sarahlovesrocket)

my mom comes in my room and sees all these chocolate wrappers laying around and she said “you need to clean all this up. this is depression, okay?”

(Source: twatermel0n)

c0cainee:

hey here’s a better one

will you be the christa to my kristina?

will you be the kristina to my christa?

(Source: criddagucci)
In the hands of a fan-girl
  • Me: Mom don't bother me i have company over!
  • Ronnie Radke: For fucks sake, why am I tied to your bed!?
  • Austin Carlile: Why did you tie the rope so tight?! OH GOD!
  • Danny Worsnop: Damn girl this is some kinky shit, you 18 yet?
  • Kellin Quinn: I just wanna see Katelynne and my baby girl.
  • Jacky Vincent: .........
  • Vic Fuentes: Really under the bed!? WHY MUST YOU CHANGE THE LYRICS TO DISASTEROLOGY?!
  • Jack Barakat: BOOOOOOBS
  • Matty Mullins: God dammit, my beard itches.
  • Beau Bokan: HALP IM BLIN- Nope. just the hair again.
AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS MY FAVORITE SO FAR
HAHAHAHAHA CRYING

methlabrador:

kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’

(via alanashcat)

bendybaps:

my cousin just told me that old people have saggy skin because they are slowly being pulled down to the underworld oh my god

(Source: kimbongil, via hussypussy-deactivated20121028)
raisinsofwrath:

thisisnoise:

im not saying i hate you i just hope your two favourite bands are played at the exact same time at warped tour

AHAHAHAHA OMG THIS SERIOUSLY I LAUGHED SO HARD THIS IS ME OK I THINK THINGS LIKE THIS I LOVE THE PERSON THAT MADE THIS NOW

(via alanashcat)
ap-calypse: how could he take this seriously…..  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

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