Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
my mom comes in my room and sees all these chocolate wrappers laying around and she said “you need to clean all this up. this is depression, okay?”
hey here’s a better one
will you be the christa to my kristina?
will you be the kristina to my christa?
kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’
my cousin just told me that old people have saggy skin because they are slowly being pulled down to the underworld oh my god
im not saying i hate you i just hope your two favourite bands are played at the exact same time at warped tour
AHAHAHAHA OMG THIS SERIOUSLY I LAUGHED SO HARD THIS IS ME OK I THINK THINGS LIKE THIS I LOVE THE PERSON THAT MADE THIS NOW